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Spiked up hair and his best punk sneer; this boy is definitely ready to rock out with Momma.

Spiked up hair and his best punk sneer; this boy is definitely ready to rock out with Momma.

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toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

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ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

Updated to include a working link!

THE LINK WORKS NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL